Ok, we are moving into the 20th century! (Get it)  Anyway, we have all the cool toys and gear for the stage show but why the hell haven’t we been on Facebook?  Click here for our Facebook page and get connected.  Please tell your friends and our about the new page.

Ok, maybe you know and maybe you don’t but come out to our next gig and see who will be replacing the irreplaceable HoJo.

HoJo has retired.  He has assured me that he is not gone.  He says he will now actually come out and watch the band from the front of the house instead of his drum throne!  See you in a few weeks HoJo!

See you next year, that’s just 9 days away BTW!

Sad news in Johnsonville.  Come out and say happy retirement to Howard.  He has been the faithful drummer for the last 72 years and we can’t understand why he would want to quit.

I want to also say that we are interviewing replacements, so the show will go on.

HoJo will be playing at Zimmys the last time in January.  Come out and sing Happy Trails to HoJo.

Tiger Woods won’t be winning ‘Golfer of the Year’. He just won ‘Playa of the Year”.

Go Irish beat everyone!

Our resident “5th” member, Jimmy Johnson, sent me a text saying our site is rusty.  I’m assuming because it never changes.  I had to concur, but I also have to add that it’s starting to annoy me.  I can’t view any pictures.  And, really, when you boil it down, that’s the ONLY thing we’ve really got going for ourselves on this site.  If they’re unviewable, we’ve wasted our space on the internet.

CAN WE TRY “WHACKING” THIS DAMN THING AGAIN?!?!  (I’m not sure what that means, I’m just trying to be cool by using a technical term)

Johnson N. Johnson