Archive for December, 2009

Happy New Year Johnson Fans

See you next year, that’s just 9 days away BTW!

Breaking News: Hojo Johnson to retire …

Sad news in Johnsonville.  Come out and say happy retirement to Howard.  He has been the faithful drummer for the last 72 years and we can’t understand why he would want to quit.

I want to also say that we are interviewing replacements, so the show will go on.

HoJo will be playing at Zimmys the last time in January.  Come out and sing Happy Trails to HoJo.

Merry Christmas Johnsons!

Woods update:

Tiger Woods won’t be winning ‘Golfer of the Year’. He just won ‘Playa of the Year”.

Why is bra singular and panties plural?